What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

They all asked ‘who is the father of that baby!! Tell us!!

I knew only about comrades secretly. Red paint to write on walls at midnight , red flags, wall posters, guns, attacks, arrests, hideouts, these were the main topics.

My mom sprinkled some water on my face. I got up with a big shock.

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All family members did big hungama. My mother bet me, ( generally she doesn't even yell at me unless I do very very mischievous things). Every one mouthed the popular dialogues.

‘’Maa vamshana cheda buttavu! paruvu teesesaavu! Ilaa bathakadam kanna ye nutilono padi chavaka poyava? Puttaganey chachaavanukuney vaallam ‘’

I was friends with only “yerra ( red) sahityam”. (Communism). No night outs or parties. Even no day outs.

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A village doctor comes with a small first aid medical box, holds your left hand and declares “ you are pregnant ‘’

After few minutes came out. Said, “very complicated situation..only we can save either mother or baby. We have to do emergency operation!!””

Lol!! I was in my plus one at that time. Not only boyfriend I don't even have any girl friend either. A new place. Recently my dad got transferred there. Except that neighbour girl I don't know anyone there.

Why am I tired all the time?

Scene change.

Me directly pregnant!!!??? I was such a naive at that time don't even know that females need males to get pregnant!!

This is the craziest dream I had. Later when I told this to my best cousin, she laughed for years together.

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

Most cinemas were very dramatic those days, novels were larger than life, fantacy types. So,I never took them serious.

But, no one is looking at me, all sat like actor ‘Manoj Kumar ‘ head down covered with palms.

She said with so much “love” . ‘For you I am enough’. Shut up and go to sleep!! Let me sleep. I have to get up at 4.30 again.

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In anger, I kicked that 50 plus aged doctor fellow with that ‘’optional choice question “ “mother or baby! We can save only one!!””

Some stone I hit. Fell down. Fainted. A Doctor is called. He held my left hand and declared this girl is going to be a mom!! She is pregnant!!

Doing tandav like lady veerbhadra with open hairs!! Looking like ‘Mahamkali’! Wash your face and sleep.’’

What happened to everybody's thick skin? It used to be that people really didn't get offended, now however, everybody gets offended by the least little thing.

I felt I heard these dialogues somewhere. This bald head doctor with green mask I saw somewhere. But, could not say for no reason!!

I was screaming , ‘’I am not !! I don't want the baby! I don't say this! I want to live!! Save me !!!! but no words are coming out. No audio. No one can hear me. I am struggling to convey them.

My uncle came forward and said. “I know her..I brought up her like my own daughter. She will happily sacrifice her life but don't accept to lose the baby. Such a sensitive loving daughter our ‘Rama talli’ is. Save the baby at any cost’’ she doesn't like to harm anyone, it's her baby. She never hurts her even in her dreams. A loving mom! If she knows she also would say the same thing!!

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

Such a small town. Only two theatres were there. Some popular ‘crying actress’ Telugu movie. I don't remember the name now.

Still trying , “save me first idiots!! Who cares about that unborn baby!! I am alive with 43 kilos weight. Why you are sacrificing me like a lamb??

Since we were in govt quarters and she was impressed with that girl's family, somehow she allowed.

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

I asked her. Amma?do we have any family doctor?

Suddenly the heroine faints.

She is an early bird.

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

The village doctor comes, declares the unwed heroine pregnant. Later usual masala.. Rona dhona..

Later self banned from going to that kind of movies forever.

I was wondering how a baby entered my stomach without my knowledge!! Clueless, faceless, brainless. Lied on bed staring at ceiling fan!! No. I didn't have any plan to “”chunni fanaaya vidmahe” thoughts. Those days are of enduring karma days. Personified tolerance and patience.

Is it possible for sociopaths to feel genuine remorse for their actions or thoughts towards others, even if they are skilled at hiding it from others?

I shut my mouth.

I pulled out a gun from the inspector standing at the side door. Shot the doctor and my uncle, who certified I don't harm anyone !! (Don't ask from where the inspector came. It's my dream, anything can happen. Don't be a over smart fellow , okay aaa!!??) kicked those people who tried to hold me and ran away in to woods with that gun.

In that,

Why should we share our wife with others?

In College also I have just classmates not that close friends.

My neighbour aunty ‘s daughter pulled me to a movie requesting my mom. Normally my mom won't allow us to go with anyone in a new place.

My mom scolded me. “Why you are screaming in your sleep? Why you kicked the water jug on the side table ?

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After sometime, somehow family shifted me to Ooty hospital secretly.

To tell, I should know naa!!🤦 I never let even a fly around me..

(“”A bad name to our vansh, we lost face, you should have jumped in to a well than doing these kind of things, we would have thought you died in the birth itself ‘’)

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Just fainted, entire town was around!! Why these local BBC women gathered? Have no other job? Is it a national news?? But, no one turned up when my aunt got a fracture and needed help!!

I was hating the baby with my all five senses.

Strongest dialogues of those times writers.

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Very much immersed in communism fully and radicalism to some extent.

I tried to go back to sleep while recollecting any doctor with bald head, stethoscope, first aid box existing in our surroundings or at our native place.

Doctor appeared suddenly. Took me to operation theatre.

Those days, even grandmas with half dozen kids and a batalliion grandchildren don't have that much knowledge about their body when compared to present day girls. Courtesy internet. Moreover moms, grandmoms won't talk about these things to girls. I am talking about previous century.

Few minutes “round round circles”🌀🌀🌀 In front of my eyes but no clues!! Try to see black and white movies. You will know what it is. For flash back they use these circles.

He fell down!!

Ok, let me come back to the dream.

Do you know what time it is now? Two at Midnight. I told you hundred times not to eat that spicy stuffed bitter gourd at night. As if it will vanish by tomorrow morning you finished it. Aamba pytyam!! ( I don't know it's English translation)

After one day I got a dream.